refate | 𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 🏫 a softer wiwaldi

the old wives tale is that you say it three times to make it real; i must've lost count. (i'll stay, i'll stay, i'll - )

if i don't make it out of today alive, tell my mother she was cool as shit and to burn it all to ashes.

shouldn't have burnt the ouija board - how am i supposed to call her, now? she'll never let me hear the end of it.

wouldn't it have been easier to just be a cat chasing sunspots for the perfect nap?

mankind is about leaving something behind when you're gone. (but what if i want to stick around a little longer..?)

i will be your ghost in the machine so you're never lonely again, with binary love notes reminding you to hydrate or diedrate.

we don't negotiate with terrorists - we crush them under our heel. (your mistake was taking loved ones hostage.)

don't get weird about it. (what's another stray in the family, anyways?)

fire on sight! any dissenters will be subjected to terrible pop culture references.

memory is a fickle thing, even when the fox has been in the henhouse before, but that's why we talk to ghosts - repetition sticks.

now the door creaks and won't close right; would it have turned out better if there was time to say goodbye?

like following you into the dark. (not everything can be fixed - what could you have done but fail again?)

revenge is a dish best served. hot or cold doesn't matter - you order one, i'll get the other, and we'll go dutch.

SIKE! you get love, and you get love, and you will finally find a happy ending.

i think we're both a little tired of tropes - why not pick some new ones for a double date?

the family that slays together stays together! (w̷̲ͫ̀̎ͦͤͤi̶͌̐s̭̜̪̳͙̿͌ͯ͆͂͑ͦ͘h͇͓ͥͯ͛ͪï̼̣̂͆ͮͭ͛̔n͖̬̪͓̘̾ͤ̄g̥͈͇̱̈́̈́ͧ̿͌̿̌ ͚̬ͨ͂̓̊̓̑̍͜y͓͙̞̥͙o̵̼̟̞̤͓̞̽̾̈́̂̌u͓̎̅ͫ̌͡ ̢͛w̱̩͕̗̞̼͕ͬe̢̲͉̝̞͔̬̠ͫ̃̾̔̌ͮr̈́͆̓̑̊̋ȅ̗̈́͊ͫ̏ ̲̹̎͌̾̋ͬͪh̦͚̙̜̞̺ͦͪ̿̿̚e͔ͣ̎r̟̪͇̹̻ͯ͆ͨ͐ͤ̇eͪ́)

remind them to never lose hope. (i'm sorry, ma'am...)

so concludes another meeting of meddling kids facing down traumatic murders!

the power of friendship has a new data patch, though, so i guess i should stop putting off the system update.