[ he makes no point to hide any of it from her so uriel will now know that their room has a small collection of the following chemicals: hydrogen peroxide, methanol, ethanol, acetone, formaldehyde, phenol, and chloroform. hooray! ]

Satan probably thinks so. Which, not sure how omnipresent this version of him is - but fuck him for it anyways. [ so, there's that. ] A party that sounds like it'll be impossible as - as, well, Hell - to even win the competition being held during it. Since it'd probably be rigged.

But looking at the people during that kangaroo court trial, there's definitely a few I could see doing it.