[ that makes him laugh a little, kind of tired but at least not dead inside. there's just soda in there. probably a suicide mix of flavors to try and feel alive/taste something not flat. ]
C'mon, movie. Let's find something stupid so we don't have to think.
[ literal, physical pain. but no, kon is genuinely flirting with him and doesn't seem that bothered about the love potion thing when it's not being dragged around in public like at trial. ]
Oh, Twilight, huh. There's five of those, if I remember right. They were in talks about making a sixth one when the author of the original books was still alive, but I don't think they ever did.
[ STOP LEAVE ME ALONE but also take ur time we are on the kiss counter and i will always wait for yaywon tags blows hearts at ]
Yeah, it was going to be based on the book she wrote from the vampire love interest's point of view. Which had a lot of production issues on its own...
[ hates knowing this, but looks amused by the mystified expression. better than the sad post-trial vibe. ]
[lavi will enter the theater with him then, he's a little excited!! yeah he is!!! he'll sit with kon on the least sticky seats they can find, and watch as the beginning scene of twilight starts to play.]
-- She said Forks, right? Is that in America?
[WOW IT'S SO MODERN... lavi shut up and watch the movie blasts him into outer space]
Yeah, it's the west coast. Just further up north. [ no let him ask questions it makes it way more interesting. ] Rainy, usually cooler climate, if I remember right. Dreary.
[ calmly settled in and angled towards him, momfing on popcorn lazily before pointing at charlie. ]
[Lavi looks on as Charlie tries to bond with his awkward teenage daughter. All the redheads have daddy issues, but not Lavi, who appreciates this bumbling, awkward man -- especially in the face of all these other characters?
He watches the iconic Bella stands in front of a fan and Edward looks like he's gonna dry heave scene.]
...Is he supposed to be attractive because he's mean?
[lavi understands this trope, even if it's not really to his taste]
[ charlie is the most refreshing character in this entire franchise, and while kon has some parental issues it just makes him appreciate the guy more frankly. he's trying, and bella does not appreciate it.
the question does make him snort laugh a little. much needed humor after trial tbh ]
Kinda. Brooding, mysterious, rude - the whole package for lonely housewives and clueless, impressionable teenagers.
[Lavi turns his attention back to Edward, like he's trying to see all of these attractive qualities in him. He watches him snipe at Bella for the entirety of this scene, and also all those scenes after.]
...I bet Lenalee would kick his ass. With her boots, even.
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he'll also reach over to take a kernel, thanks kon.]
It was only two? [why does he sound so uncertain] Yeah, it was just two.
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some of it's still stale, but it does balance out the over-buttered (no such thing) and over-saltedness (ok that one's true) of it. ]
Almost can't see the cute face. [ he is so teasing and flirting to try and take the edge off of - all of this. ]
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lavi almost swallows his kernel whole?
then he looks at Kon really intently like he's trying to see his soda cup that's full of number nine,]
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C'mon, movie. Let's find something stupid so we don't have to think.
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but he'll tag along after Kon, suspicious... though he perks up as he spots a poster,]
That looks familiar.
[it's (spins wheel) twilight]
I think this girl beat up Chandra.
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Oh, Twilight, huh. There's five of those, if I remember right. They were in talks about making a sixth one when the author of the original books was still alive, but I don't think they ever did.
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-- Six movies?
[he looks at the poster again, mystified]
...Was the first one that good?
[now he's curious..............]
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Yeah, it was going to be based on the book she wrote from the vampire love interest's point of view. Which had a lot of production issues on its own...
[ hates knowing this, but looks amused by the mystified expression. better than the sad post-trial vibe. ]
People liked it. We could watch it?
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lavi perks up a little, then frowns]
You sure? We don't have to if you've already seen it.
[though he's getting the impression that kon has Seen A Lot,]
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[ nudging him forward towards the particular theater this poster beckons them towards. ]
And I didn't watch any of the sequels, so, y'know. Might help for us to have that kind of distraction right now.
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-- She said Forks, right? Is that in America?
[WOW IT'S SO MODERN... lavi shut up and watch the movie blasts him into outer space]
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[ calmly settled in and angled towards him, momfing on popcorn lazily before pointing at charlie. ]
The only character that matters.
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He watches the iconic Bella stands in front of a fan and Edward looks like he's gonna dry heave scene.]
...Is he supposed to be attractive because he's mean?
[lavi understands this trope, even if it's not really to his taste]
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the question does make him snort laugh a little. much needed humor after trial tbh ]
Kinda. Brooding, mysterious, rude - the whole package for lonely housewives and clueless, impressionable teenagers.
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...I bet Lenalee would kick his ass. With her boots, even.
[we stan our dgm girl in this house]