𝖘𝖚𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑 🪦 date

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wk 0, tuesday

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[ maybe these food courts are actually manned..? there's someone sitting on the counter of the mcnaldo's checkout at the moment, except it's a very small someone. a robot someone.

yoru looks up from where he's playing with a drink cup, apparently pretending to drink. ] Order up!

[ kon leans his head around from where he's messing around with things, checking to see what's going on. ] Oh, hey.

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[ ... hello that is a very small someone. ]

Hey.

Is this the new staff?

[ yoru... where's your mcnaldo's hat? ]

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Yeah!

Sure, Yoru. [ he steps out to push the side of the lil guy's head. ] The food shows up on its own, mostly, I think. But I'm checking to see if I can make anything more substantial in any of these places or not.

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I feel like I need a sign-- "Remember you are in Hell", or something like that. If we do get something more substantial, it'll probably be out of date.

w0, sunday

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[ murder! party! island!

well. date is at the bar. shocking no one, everyone's probably going to be at the bar at some point. but whatever weird little personal bubble he was in before seems to break when he realises he's not alone.

after a moment of blinking, he waves at kon. ]

So that was new.

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[ dissociates into the void for a minute before he actually responds, snorting softly and flagging down a drink. ]

In a lot of ways. [ familiar in others. thanks, amatsuki. ] Can't wait for us to have, what, six more weeks of this probably?

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[ love that they're both just dissociating. which is fair and so valid of them. ]

Don't. I want to say we won't but it'll happen again. Like when you pop the lid off something and you can't get it back on, y'know?

wk 1, monday

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[ ( spins rng list ) it said the bar and honestly i'm fine with that because i want to see date fall into the ball pit.

which is what kon has already done, but he seems to have just accepted his fate. yoru is popping up and down like a daisy in various places of the pit, exploding balls out like a very excited child.

there's a brief warning of: ] Watch your step.

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[ listen i want date to fall into the ball pit every single day of his life here. suffer, kaname date.


so that’s exactly what he’s doing, just as kon warns him about the ramp, bro. he just slides in that awkward slow motion of trying to defy his fate but gravity (and the slippery slope) are winning and he just slips with all the style of a drunk dog into the knee-high ball pit.

face down of course.


there’s a pause and then just gives kon a thumbs up. thanks buddy. ]

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[ SUFFER, KANAME DATE.


yoru seems to find this delightful? but kon winces sympathetically as he belly flops into the ball pit - at least it's not rock hard concrete that happens with falling face first into water, he guesses. ]

I can't say my landing was any better.

wk 1, sunday

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[ rather than smoking like he was... all of post-trial yesterday, kon can now be found in the applebapple's at the moment. he's taken one of the notebooks from the bookstore and scribbled across it on to stick out front like a signage:

COOKING - WILL TRY TO MAKE SOMETHING FOR YOU WITH WHAT WE'VE GOT.

KON

that way, if anyone wants anything, they can come request it. so whenever date pokes his head in or whatever it is he decides to do like the absolute fella he is, he'll find that kon's got his usual topknot actually done in a tight bun, sleeves rolled up while he looks at the ingredients that he's collected from. like. all of the food chains in the food court.

looking up, obviously #done with the fucking week - ]

Yo. Any requests?

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[ being #done is such a mood. date looks equally #done, and after drinking enough to satisfy the urge to pickle his liver this week, he needs food.

and someone offering to cook for him? be still his dead, millennial heart, kon just earned like 50 plus points. ]

… Something definitely not healthy but also somehow vegetarian? Not sure I want to be eating the meat-lovers marathon after collecting two arms and a cooler full of meat like the world’s worst collector’s item.

w2, monday

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[ hi i'm throwing you a pc in the computer lab. i WILL get snow cr. ]

Hey. Not exploring the new island? Or explored it too much?

w2, saturday post trial

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[ yo this sucks.

date is back in the movie theatre, just staring at the blank screen. ]

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[ just

drops down into a nearby seat to dissociate ]

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[ what a fucking mood. ]



Fuck that octopus.

w3, monday

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[ i guess maybe date is exploring the new area. he's heard some rumours of coffee shops and museums and he's bored enough that he's set aside some time to go and check them out--

or that was the plan at least. kon is about to be treated to the hilarious sight of kaname date just tumbling straight into a hole that opens up in front of his feet out of nowhere. ]

FUCK!

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[ kon, about two seconds from asking if this is a regular thing for date - just falling to his demise into things - has the delayed reaction realization that he's also going to be falling into this hole like it's a looney tunes bit. ]

Jesus Christ -

[ thump ]

Owwh my god.

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[ do you know what would be really funny?

if he landed on date.




so. ]


Owwwwwwwwwgetoff.

wk 5, monday

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[ kon finds being put on display kind of irritating, especially by some zootopia knockoffs. he's squinting through the glass where he sees... date's enclosure, and shifts a little to get a better look at the signage he's got up on his side.

and then he's laughing at some of them. ]

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[ well date is inside the biome, exploring and looking around and-- well. he spots kon eventually, on the outside?

laughing?


hey.

he tap tap taps on the glass. ]

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[ oh, date is here. he waves through the biome glass at him, and then points at where the signage is for him. still laughing a little.

yoru waves excitedly by his legs. ]

wk 7, monday

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[ in the city!! dahna nahnah. so, fortunately, kon has the advantage of already having seen a good portion of the city? the deadzos got it last week after he'd arrived, so he has an idea of where they're going now. date is good company to have, especially when there's a little AI eyeball living in his brain that can now talk to everybody.

the good news is that includes a lot more clothes options, now. which means that he's dressed like this but with this haori as they do a walkaround. ]

Figure we can explore today and really get to pregaming and party planning after you're all settled in. This island's got just about everything and anything, and what it doesn't have... I can modify, if you need.

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[ LOOK AT THIS STYLISH BOY. WOW. ]

... Weird that it doesn't seem too bad, all things considered. I was expecting more, I dunno. Torment. Torture. Despair.

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Well, we weren't spared from the weekly issues or getting to go on trips, though that second one didn't happen until last week. And we had to deal with the incel hamster.

[ beat ]

And our own self-made suffering. Everyone that died, for the most part, has anger issues or just like to fight and-or kill each other. I've mostly just been watching from a safe distance.